From the Chicago “RED EYE” magazine…

Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov.21

As the sun teams up with Uranus, it’s time to get a little wild. Suggest something outrageous to someone who knocks your socks off. Engage in rowdy displays of affection or launch a hot seduction plan back at your place.

The irony that Mr International Rubber is this weekend is not lost on me.