PURE–iphone – m4m (Pure)

I made out with you upstairs tonight and then my iphone went missing. If you took it, please return it to me cause it is my work phone. I will pay you $100 as an award and more. I liked you and I think you will love what I have to offer. I am well endowed and would love to make out with you again cause you are a hottie, and I need my phone back. I promise I will make it worth your while. I just need the phone back. Please respond, I won’t hold anything against you cause I wanna make out with you like a rabbit. You will love it, I promise.

(Thanks to mikeinbama)