I have to share this!

I was at dinner with a close buddy tonight. He says to me “I have to tell you Disgusting Story… now that we’re done eating!”.

He begins to to tell me how he made a trip over to Steamworks recently. He knows I haven’t been since I did a photo shoot many, many years ago in their locker room. He’s always trying to make it sound like a high priced luxurious day spa in the Bahamas. I continue to tell him “Bud, I’m not judging you… I mean… I have a dungeon in my basement!”. Steamworks is just not my thing but I encourage him to have fun and be safe. To each their own, ya know?

Anyways, he’s telling me that he was on his way out after having fun with a very handsome boy from London when 2 guys charge into the check out line yelling at the check out guy “YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! CALL 911!”.

Apparently, there’s a Glory Hole room at Steamworks. While one of the boys was getting a blowjob… somebody got a little carried away and BIT OFF A PIECE OF HIS BALLSACK OFF!! He said there was a trail of blood running from the Glorious Glory Hole room to the check out area.

The clerk’s response? “Um, 911? Do you really think that’s necessary?”. No action was taken. They didn’t try to find the Nibbler and not even a Hello Kitty band aid for his bleeding testicles. They boys left and hailed a cab.

At this point, I’m laughing my ass off so hard that I’m spitting my drink across the table while covering my balls.

It’s a great story. Had to share it. Love, Love, LOVE dinner with my buddies.