The photo below is from my TWITTER account. Went to a party during Chicago Pride that had a “Cut Off Jean Shorts” theme. It sounds lame, but it was actually a lot of fun and made $$$ for a local charity.

But, the best part was when my buddy Johnny decided he’d show these Drunk Vanilla Twink his chastity device. “LIKE, Oh my Gaaaawd” shrieked out of their mouths getting the attention of the whole party. I was pretty much pissing myself laughing.

I love Johnny. He has no shame. 😉