I’ve gone to Universal Studio’s Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando four times now. What they do is professional decorate the park with haunted areas and lots of costumed people and also include 8 movie studio warehouse size Haunted Houses. When I say PROFESSIONAL… I mean they go all out. It’s professional movie make up on the costumed people and the haunted houses are very well done usually themed after a recent scary movie.  My favorite is all the zombie military men they had around the park running up to people and scaring the crap out of them with fake chainsaws (leaf blowers). So much fun to sit and watch people scream and run from them.

This year, out near THE MUMMY ride, there was “THE MACHINE”. It was some demented guy yelling at the crowd how we needed to worship the machine and that he was going to sacrifice the young sinner to the machine below him that was grinding up human flesh and squirting it (water) out at the audience. It was very odd. But, as you can imagine, we had to walk by the show like a billion times to see the hot guy in chains being slapped, hair yanked and humiliated.