Classic Conversation:

Me: “Hey dude, you own any leather?”

Dude: “Ah no, I wish I did.”

Me: “You don’t got a leather couch or even a leather bag?”

Dude: “Oh, well YEAH, I do have a leather couch and messenger bag. I guess I DO own leather.”

LET THESE PICS PROVE THAT A SIMPLE LEATHER COUCH OR BAG CAN DO A DUDE JUST FINE!

Thanks for the humor and photos, Mark!