One person’s review of STEAMWORKS “gym” as posted on Yelp.

(Thanks for pointing this out BoDoppel!)

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My family and I had been looking for ideas for things to do together, and I suggested a day at the sauna/spa. I had heard from friends that this place was clean and nice, so we thought we’d give it a shot—me, my mom, my dad, and my Grandma Sue.

I didn’t know what to think when we first checked in–the young man at the counter looked at us oddly–but soon enough we each had our own rooms and split up to explore the large, comfortable facilities.  I can’t say there were many other women here–just the one, who was wearing a long black wig and looked amazingly like Cher. Well, if this place was good enough for Cher, than it was good enough for my Grammy Sue! LOL.  

Suffice to say, fun was had by all.  My mom said she got a better facial here than at any Gold Coast spa. And although I didn’t find it, there must be a cafe for small bites in here somewhere,  ’cause my Mom said she got her salad tossed like never before.

My Dad went and got a great massage–he said his thigh muscles haven’t been stretched like that since when he was in the navy. I did, however, find it a little odd that the young masseur with him was calling him “Daddy.” That’s my name for him, buster, back off! LOL.

Anyway, Grammy Sue went right to the hot tub, and judging by her smile she must have liked it, even though she forgot her dentures at the side of the tub . Why she took them out in the first place, I’ll never know. That’s Grammy Sue for ya, she’s crazy! (No, really, she’s actually crazy, she has severe dementia).

My only complaint was that many of the spa rooms had holes in the walls–and you could see into the other room! Hasn’t anyone here heard about privacy?! But, all in all, a great time. I’d recommend it for the whole family!!