You know what really annoys me? When I’m contacted by somebody online that has a very vague (or empty) profile with a photo of just their chest. Or a Nipple. And then have a load of questions for ME when I’m the one with the completed profile.
Really. Please, take the time to fill out a profile so we don’t have to play the “20 Questions” game. Bottom line is…
I had this situation happen earlier tonight with a guy in the Chicago suburbs. To add a layer to it, he searched for me on other websites, too. And didn’t have a finished profile on those either.
I shared this story with buddies at Sidetrack tonight where they all seemed to share the same frustration. One in particular shared a conversation he had with a Mystery Man on the Scruff App last week. Thought it was pretty funny. Granted, the buddy is a real Smart Ass.
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“Any plans to complete your profile?” A face pic maybe?”
“I’m an open book. Ask me any question.”
“Okay, then… What’s your PIN number?”.
“8787. Do you have more pics? I’m looking for a Top”
“Is that Bank of America? Do you have other pics? Not interested in talking to your Nipple.”
“Yes, B.O.A.. I’ll send another photo”
*Sends another photo. Two nipples and no face this time*
“Hello? Do you like?”
“Hey, man, no offense but nobody’s going to take you seriously without a completed profile and face pics.”
“I’m selective of whom I share personal information with.”