Sweet Bunny,

Daddy can’t find you. Please contact me. Tell me about your square root.

Do you remember when Daddy diapered you and made you walk around in the restaurant? And you couldn’t win a prize at the crane game?

And do you remember how rock hard your pee pee was?

And how many times you have thought of me since then?

Daddy knows what a ridiculous, laughable sissy you are.

And, Little Bunny, Daddy loves you anyway.

Be good, Little Bunny. Suck your thumb and think of me (and send me a message once in awhile).

Daddy

• Location: St louis