I recently posted this on Twitter. The responses are too hysterical to keep to myself.
– “Your brother was better”
– “I’m done. Now leave”
– “You said you had a PS4?”
– “You can’t finish yourself off”
– “OK. I’m halfway in. Let me know when you’re ready for the next 6 inches”
– “That’s a perfectly acceptable after a 15 minute period of refractory assessment”
– “Thanks, Mum”
– “The itching goes away eventually”