Dear Under Armour,

Okay, I get it now. You’re secretly making spandex clothing for gay men so they can dress like Super Heros without drawing too much attention from the rest of the public.

From the bottom of my groin, I thank you. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,
-Ruff.

With that over with, I present Under Armour’s Compression Suit: “Recharge”.

By the way…. It’s my birthday next month 😉