This was sent to me by my bud Dave in SF.
We are all familiar with how sexy some gear is. Fetishes range mainly on the type of material and then the way that it is played with. From Rubber shorts to leather restraints. But, there are some wrong things.. Here’s a list I was amused to find….
- ex Nascar dads
- Saran Wrap muumuus
- Prostate decoupage
- Consumer electronics owners manuals read aloud through a snorkel by a sunburnt pygmy wearing a fruit leather saddle
- Yodeling quadriplegics
- Genital goatees
- Cholesterol play
- Abusive Hasidim
- Freudian psychotherapy
- Wally/Beaver role-playing
- Inconsolable weeping
- Penis inside orifice
- Loofahed eyeballs
- Average-looking mommies in baggy cotton sweatsuits
- Sign language dirty talk
- Cakehole composting
- Placenta taunting
- Homeless veterans
- Facial mole depilation
- Comatose disciplinarians
- Posterior Cheez-Wiz induction
- Funeral processions
- Hannity & Colmes
- Forced jazzercise
- The War on Terror
- Singed elbow hair
- Being pummeled like a human piñata until vomiting seaweed salad over a bed of sushi rice artfully arranged at the feet of a Toshiro Mifune mannequin
- The crunch of Zwieback
- Vintage taxidermy groping
- Chemotherapy
- National Public Radio
- Salmon roe gargling
- She-Hulk
- String theory
- Inclement weather
- Yahtzee! prodigies
- Emotionally unavailable mulattos
- Arthritic knuckle worship
- Self-immolation
- Disembodied animal lips sewn to a kite flying over kindergarteners at recess
- Greasy public telephones
- Armed robbery reenactments
- Cellulite dimples
- Lethal Injections
- Doin’ it in a Subaru
- Kevin Costner impersonators
- Auto-voyeurism
- Liverwurst thongs
- Stern giantesses in Wal-Mart aprons
- Still-warm buttock imprints on vinyl-upholstered diner booths