…send me stuff like this all the time. Thank you, Dr. ChriSLUT.
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Good Luck finding a Hole to put that in!!!
Grindr is Laaaaame!
UPDATE: Okay, so the story behind this is that the guy who blocked me was using a close up photo of just his wide open mouth, with his tongue out, covered in Cum (not shown, sorry). So, being funny, I sent him a message that said “CLASSY!”.
Then I realized who it was. A certain well known Cum Whore we all know here in Chicago. So, I messaged him again. But, he blocked me. And if I know him at all, he’s probably reading this right now and getting a good laugh out of it. 😉
Chris Colfer’s first Leather bar
Probably not the photo I would have picked for my Grindr profile…
Lurid Digs
2 Photos from one of my favorite web pages…. LURID DIGS.
Interior design began with the first cave dwellers. Most likely it was a gay caveman who decided to paint pictures of running bison and other frolicking animals on the rough walls and low ceilings of his abode. Not only were these flourishes artistic and decorative, they also served as a way to feel more comfortable while living in a hole in the earth.
But, my how times have changed. Gone is the stereotypical association of gay men with good interior design. Despite the popularity of TV shows like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, the Internet has shattered the gay style myth forever with its slew of nude amateur self-portraits that clog newsgroup bandwidth from New York to Sydney and back again. These Feng Shui-challenged souls have proven over and over again that male homosexuals can be just as color uncoordinated, sloppy and nastee as their straight bretheren — and despite the crippling setback from the Discovery Channel’s token screaming queen, home decor fluffer Christopher Lowell, the gap between what defines gay and straight is slowly beginning to zipper shut.
For us at Luriddigs.com the charm of amateur pics has never involved the vulnerability displayed by the model’s self-willed nudity. As soon as a JPEG has fully loaded in our browser, we immediately begin to scour the image’s background in search of clues and signs that are a thousand times more intriguing than bare butts or engorged genitalia. Interiors are like handwriting, and for those who know how to decipher the mishaps of furniture meeting form, many secrets are revealed. Join us inside, while our snooty panel plumbs the background life of the Net’s most audacious and careless interior designers.
Mind if I Smoke while you Punch my Hole?
Big Brother Wank
I got this video from D-Listed which has a hilarious commentary on “Lane” from Big Brother jerking himself off in the shower while picking at his ear and nose.
“Why not spend the next minute-and-a-half watching Lane, the big hot bag of dumb on Big Brother, bust all kinds of various restrained Ofaces while massaging his wang in the shower. This magical live feed moment is brought to you by Jezebel who says that right before Lane’s shower date with himself, the dudes were sharing fuck stories with each other. So that probably gave Lane an urge to purge his peen.
I love how Lane is trying to be all slick by poking at his ears and nose to take the focus off the party going down below. Please, Lane should not act like he’s cleaning the wax out of his ear holes when we know very well he’s really focused on cleaning the jizz out of peen hole.
You know, this clip doesn’t feel the same without Julie Chen popping in to say, “But first, Lane is going fuck himself.” Julie should be on call 24/7 for important situations like this.”
BANNED ON GRINDR!!!
Okay, how sad is this?
Yours truly has been…
ON
GRINDR!
Clearly, my life is coming to an end with this notice. LOL!
And why did I get Banned? Because I posted a photo from the movie “The Dark Crystal” as a joke to friends at Sidetrack Bar one night in Chicago. You should have seen the comments this profile photo was getting.
“Does Gayle know you’re out trolling for sex?”
“Can you introduce me to Nate Berkus?”
So, I wrote Grindr with “I’m sorry, I was a bad boy. I’m really not a Jim Henson puppet named “Oprah”. Please let me come back into the oh so elite Men’s Only Club?”.
Grindr is such a pathetic joke (IMHO) that it’s hardly worth it. Let’s see what they say in response…
LOL: Why hasn’t this been on Tosh.0 yet?
“BEAR CITY” … the movie
LOL: Foot Worship, Bondage and Showtunes!
Foot Worship, Bondage and Showtunes! – 35 (Northside)
Date: 2010-07-29, 1:36AM CDT
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In search of guys and new friends, possibly a new companion who loves to explore foot worship, some bondage play and showtunes oddly enough. Working actor and singer desires meeting some new guys with no mind games, enjoys a footrub after work, peeling off your socks after work with my teeth, inhaling that hard workin scent from your toes and cuddle on a couch, take on the town and so much more. The summer season is staring to fade already and would like to share a few good memories with someone new or friends to hang with and if showtunes grab your interest at Sidetrack, the deal is even better! Tall, thin, jet black hair, 140 lbs, searching for someone to face the agony of da-feet with!
* Location: Northside
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1869248855
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LOL: Happy 4th of July!
Wishing all a very happy and safe 4th of July holiday today.