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LOL: a Disgusting Story

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I have to share this!

I was at dinner with a close buddy tonight. He says to me “I have to tell you Disgusting Story… now that we’re done eating!”.

He begins to to tell me how he made a trip over to Steamworks recently. He knows I haven’t been since I did a photo shoot many, many years ago in their locker room. He’s always trying to make it sound like a high priced luxurious day spa in the Bahamas. I continue to tell him “Bud, I’m not judging you… I mean… I have a dungeon in my basement!”. Steamworks is just not my thing but I encourage him to have fun and be safe. To each their own, ya know?

Anyways, he’s telling me that he was on his way out after having fun with a very handsome boy from London when 2 guys charge into the check out line yelling at the check out guy “YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! YOU’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! CALL 911!”.

Apparently, there’s a Glory Hole room at Steamworks. While one of the boys was getting a blowjob… somebody got a little carried away and BIT OFF A PIECE OF HIS BALLSACK OFF!! He said there was a trail of blood running from the Glorious Glory Hole room to the check out area.

The clerk’s response? “Um, 911? Do you really think that’s necessary?”. No action was taken. They didn’t try to find the Nibbler and not even a Hello Kitty band aid for his bleeding testicles. They boys left and hailed a cab.

At this point, I’m laughing my ass off so hard that I’m spitting my drink across the table while covering my balls.

It’s a great story. Had to share it. Love, Love, LOVE dinner with my buddies.

YouTube Suggests….

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Much like NetFlix, YouTube remembers what you search for and gives you suggestions. I’m a big fan of the videos from “GUTWOLF“. *swoon!!! So, YouTube suggested this video for me. A far stretch from the original material I was watching. LOL!

“Party in the DCA”

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This is what happens when our friend Chris gets bored. Written to the tune of “Party in the USA”. He ain’t right. LOL

I hopped off the plane at DCA
with a collar and my leather chaps
welcome to the land of leather sex
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the MAL sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so kinky.

My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Kylie song was on
and the Kylie song was on
and the Kylie song was on

So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Thrusting my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I’m gonna be ok
Yeah, It’s a party in the DCA
Yeah, It’s a party in the DCA

Get to the hotel in my taxi cab
Everybody’s lookin at me now
Like “whos that guy, thats rockin’ boots?
He’s gotta be from out of town”

So hard with my boys all around me
Its definitely like a Chicago party
Cause’ all I see are harnesses
I guess I never made the purchase

My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous
That’s when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Kelly song was on
and the Kelly song was on
and the Kelly song was on

So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Thrusting my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I’m gonna be ok
Yeah, It’s a party in the DCA
Yeah, It’s a party in the DCA

That iHanky Application

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So, I ended up deleting a few of the responses for the iHanky Application because a few people were taking it waaaay too seriously. You know who you are. Thanks for reading but there’s no reason to get nasty in a public forum.

The iPhone application is just silly a joke, Fellas! Nobody really plans on putting in their back pocket like the photos. Relax, nobody’s gonna steal your phone out of your back pocket. 😉

LOL … Personal Story

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So, last night, a weird noise woke me up…

Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink!

I got out of bed, concerned that our place was being broken into….

Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink!

I followed the noise to the downstairs bathroom… it was coming from our shower….

Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink! Slurp! Clink!

It was our 100lb Bernese Mountain, “Kylie”, drinking water out of the Shower Shot. She turned and looked at me, all happy, and continued on. Couldn’t help but to laugh.