You know what really annoys me?   When I’m contacted by somebody online that has a very vague (or empty) profile with a photo of just their chest. Or a Nipple. And then have a load of questions for ME when I’m the one with the completed profile.   


Really.  Please, take the time to fill out a profile so we don’t have to play the “20 Questions” game.  Bottom line is…

I had this situation happen earlier tonight with a guy in the Chicago suburbs.  To add a layer to it, he searched for me on other websites, too. And didn’t have a finished profile on those either.  


I shared this story with buddies at Sidetrack tonight where they all seemed to share the same frustration.  One in particular shared a conversation he had with a Mystery Man on the Scruff App last week. Thought it was pretty funny.   Granted, the buddy is a real Smart Ass.

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“Any plans to complete your profile?” A face pic maybe?”

“I’m an open book. Ask me any question.”   


“Okay, then… What’s your PIN number?”.   


“8787.  Do you have more pics? I’m looking for a Top”


“Is that Bank of America? Do you have other pics? Not interested in talking to your Nipple.”


“Yes, B.O.A..  I’ll send another photo”


*Sends another photo.  Two nipples and no face this time*


“Hello?  Do you like?”


“Hey, man, no offense but nobody’s going to take you seriously without a completed profile and face pics.”


“I’m selective of whom I share personal information with.”