LOL!: What’s the WORST thing you can say right after Sex?

I recently posted this on Twitter. The responses are too hysterical to keep to myself. 

 

– “Your brother was better”

– “I’m done. Now leave”

– “You said you had a PS4?”

– “You can’t finish yourself off”

– “OK. I’m halfway in. Let me know when you’re ready for the next 6 inches”

– “That’s a perfectly acceptable after a 15 minute period of refractory assessment”

– “Thanks, Mum”

– “The itching goes away eventually”