A friend sent me a message he got online today. It’s too good not to share with others….
HELLO SLAVEPIG
YOU REALY FUCKING LOOKES AND SOUND LIKE THEN TOTAL FUCKING SLAVEPIG I AM LOOKING FOR
TO HAVE AS MY TOTAL 100% FOR SLAVEPIG PROPERTY
YOU FUCKING NEED TO GET HERE TO MY DUNGEON DAMN FUCKING SOON SLAVEPIG
AND GET YOUR NEW LIFE STARTED
SADIST MASTER xxxxxxx
(name withheld to protect this fucking slavepig)
i got the exact same message from the same creepy guy
i’ve gotten a similar, if not the same, message from that guy several times in the past. i’ll agree that it’s a bit creepy, but don’t really agree with the part about being hot.
i’m sure that he thinks that using the word “fuck” a million times makes him sound tough, but to me it sounds like he’s unimaginative and kind of boring. If he can’t think of any other word to use besides “fuck”, how creative is he going to be in the dungeon? And how long am i going to be able to stand listening to some guy when every other word that comes out of mouth is “fuck”? It would remind me too much of my father. lol