I porked you in the backroom of a certain bar, and I lost my …. – m4m – 39 (Halsted)
- Location: Halsted
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Category Archives: Craigslist Missed Connections
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Mini Bar-You make 250k – m4m – 22 (Boystown) – 22
You-Beefy guy, Reddish blond hair, talking about your 250k a year salary.
Me-You’re a douche bag.
Odd Chicago Craigslist Post
To all the guys I didn’t love this summer – m4m
Date: 2012-09-02, 9:30AM CDT
Reply to: pvssv-3245184761@pers.craigslist.org
Thank you for the attention, even if it was mostly directed
towards my “tight” build or “fuckin jacked” arms.
Even if it was mostly brief, after discovering that I can think.
towards my “tight” build or “fuckin jacked” arms.
Even if it was mostly brief, after discovering that I can think.
Thank you for the distraction–from the heat, the chatter,
the latent boredom, the glass half empty, the catastrophe of my personality.
Thank you for the head, the mouths wrapped around me
like God and country depended on it.
Thank you for the drinks and showing me your places,
the eager pride of a well-made home built by one
with fingers crossed for two.
I will remember it all through the cooling days, when inclined
to consider the man I should be and be with by now.
The man already met time and time again, but whose dedication
to a certain freedom has left this fate
–undetermined.
S
What a Bitchy Queen!
Reading this ad, I admit I did find it a bit funny in a “WOW. What a Bitchy Queen“ sort of way.
But, yeah, I disagree in a big way. The unsympathetic author of this cowardly Craigslist ad needs to think back to his early days coming out of the closet and remember we all have our own backgrounds to work with. We all start somewhere when learning how to cruise and interact with people. If a silly Craigslist post is what it takes to break the ice, then so be it.
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Enough with the gym posts. – m4m (FFC, XSport, LA Fitness etc.)
Date: 2012-05-20, 7:24PM CDT
Reply to: xjchq-3027797549@pers.craigslist.org
Making eye contact or briefly checking each other out doesn’t count as a Missed Connection.
Some of you dudes on the “down low” must purposely go to the gym just to seek out these little glances so you can post an ad on here later.
Sad.
LOL!: Craigslist
You farted in the meat section – m4m – 28 (Dominicks on Broadway)
Date: 2011-06-22, 8:35PM CDT
Reply to:
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You were the tall dark haired guy with killer body that broke wind in the meat section at Dominicks tonight. I was the tall sexy
guy next to you that looked over and asked “Was that you?”. You quickly said “No.. Wasn’t me!”. You almost seemed insulted
I asked. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was obvious it was you. I tried to get rid of the stench
by waiving the two loafs of French bread I had. You were beautiful man, and I’d love to meet up sometime, even if you are a chronic
flatulist.
guy next to you that looked over and asked “Was that you?”. You quickly said “No.. Wasn’t me!”. You almost seemed insulted
I asked. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was obvious it was you. I tried to get rid of the stench
by waiving the two loafs of French bread I had. You were beautiful man, and I’d love to meet up sometime, even if you are a chronic
flatulist.
- Location: Dominicks on Broadway
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2456995223
LOL!: Missed Connections- I’m sure this one happens a lot
At Lady Gaga last night, Tall Blonde boy in BLUE SPANDEX PANTS – m4m – 30 (Lakeview)
Date: 2011-03-01, 4:24PM CST
To the tall blonde cutie walking around in the tiiiiiiiight blue spandex pants…showing off ALL you had to offer. I couldn’t help but drool….and I was wondering if you might want to hang out? Damn you are cute.
Care to chat?
LOL: Craigslist
Found your bag with dildo at gym this morning – m4m (XSport at Pipers Alley)
Date: 2010-12-23, 11:16AM CST
Being the good Samaritan that I am and in the spirit of Christmas and doing good deeds….. I am posting this ad so the owner of the bag and items below can contact me to retrieve their bag, nasty dildo, lube, condoms, poppers and etc.that I discovered in the locker this morning at XSport at Pipers Alley. Imagine how embarrassed you must be to discover that your toy bag was absent mindlessly left at the gym.
You can reply to this ad and we can make arrangements for you to claim your bag and the enclosed items.
Merry Christmas!
- Location: XSport at Pipers Alley
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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LOL: Craigslist
For those who don’t know… “Aldi’s” is a very low discount grocery store.
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Leather Daddy on 36 Broadway Bus – m4m (Uptown)
Date: 2010-12-14, 12:24PM CST
Tuesday December 14th – 10:45AM
I got on the southbound 36 Broadway bus at Broadway & Catalpa & sat in the back. You were a couple seats in front of me. You kept looking back at me, staring at me like a hungry animal…lol
You were decked out in a leather biker jacket, leather chaps and hot leather kickass boots and a black leather cycle hat.. You had a recycled Aldi’s shopping bag with groceries in it.
If you see this ad, please reply. I’d love to service you in any way possible.
- Location: Uptown
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2112586589
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Puppy master / trainer Doug – m4m – 27 (Lakeview)
Date: 2010-09-11, 10:33AM CDT
Grrrr! It was so cute watching you pet one of your puppies at market days. Haven’t seen you since; Hope I didn’t mess things up for you by barking at you guys.
Btw I Would love to give you a nice petting sometime.
Btw I Would love to give you a nice petting sometime.
- Location: Lakeview
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1948273887
LOL: Craiglist Comedy
I’m pretty sure this is a joke. And people fell for it.
I’m not sure I would tell people I went to Mini-Bar much less worked there!! LOL!!!!
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you fucked me last night at minibar – m4m – 28 (Minibar)
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Date: 2010-07-11, 5:06PM CDT
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i was in the bathroom and you came in and were checking me out hard core. we went in the stall and closed the door and went at it and you fucked me for a good 5 minutes. Then your buddy came in and watched us and jacked off. That’t not like me at all, but it was very hot. your boyfriend came in and asked what was taking you so long and you said he should go dance because you weren’t feeling well. Like I said, the whole thing was hot, but you said your bf would go balistic if he found out what you were doing. You said you were single, and maybe you will be soon. HE seemed very caring when he came checking on you to make sure you were ok and then said he brought a sprite in and put it on the sink for you. You should be more kind to him. anyway, thanks for a fun time!!
•Location: Minibar
•it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1837620310
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RE: Minibar – m4m (lakeview)
Date: 2010-07-11, 7:04PM CDT
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LOL LOL LOL LOL I just read that post and just laughed and laughed dudes believe me I work at minibar and there is absolutely NO way that that happened and anyone who believes that post is just as still as the person who wrote it peace
* Location: lakeview
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1837783405
LOL: Missed Connections on Craigslist
IML — Cute Electrocution Guy – m4m – 27 (IML)
Date: 2010-06-06, 12:50AM CDT
You were the cute guy i saw twice at the booth with the electro-stimulation device that cost 500 dollars. We both came back at the same time and saw each other again and really enjoyed trying out the machine. You are adorable–email me.
- Location: IML
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1777643702
I imagine this guy’s going to get a few hundred replies…
IML Hotel Bathroom – m4m – 46 (Chicago Hyatt)
Date: 2010-06-02, 1:03AM CDT
I came into the bathroom a number of times.
You were hot with your slightly gray hair.
You seemed to enjoy me
and took a pic of “me” with your iphone.
Sorry we kept getting interrupted.
I wanted to talk.
Send a pic of “me” so I know it’s you.
You were hot with your slightly gray hair.
You seemed to enjoy me
and took a pic of “me” with your iphone.
Sorry we kept getting interrupted.
I wanted to talk.
Send a pic of “me” so I know it’s you.
- Location: Chicago Hyatt
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1770928117
LOL: Missed Connections on Craigslist
Crabs in the bed – m4m – 32 (Buena Park)
Date: 2010-04-11, 9:50PM CDT
Beware of this guys! Took a guy home from the bar, seemed nice and was “clean”. He spent the night with me and went home the next morning and all was good at that point. Until I ended up with crabs that infested my $4,500 Tempur-pedic mattress that I just threw away today. What a high dollar trick huh?
- Location: Buena Park
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests