LOL!: Missed Connections- I’m sure this one happens a lot

At Lady Gaga last night, Tall Blonde boy in BLUE SPANDEX PANTS – m4m – 30 (Lakeview)


Date: 2011-03-01, 4:24PM CST


To the tall blonde cutie walking around in the tiiiiiiiight blue spandex pants…showing off ALL you had to offer. I couldn’t help but drool….and I was wondering if you might want to hang out? Damn you are cute.
Care to chat?

LOL: Craigslist – Chicago’s “Howard Brown” used goods charity center

Boner at Howard Brown – m4m (HB at Halsted)


Date: 2011-02-21, 3:16PM CST


You tried rubbing your boner on me a few times, would like to take care of that hard on.
let me know
sorry it was a little crowded at howard brown to talk

  • Location: HB at Halsted
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LOL: Steamworks “Review”

One person’s review of STEAMWORKS “gym” as posted on Yelp.

(Thanks for pointing this out BoDoppel!)

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My family and I had been looking for ideas for things to do together, and I suggested a day at the sauna/spa. I had heard from friends that this place was clean and nice, so we thought we’d give it a shot—me, my mom, my dad, and my Grandma Sue.

I didn’t know what to think when we first checked in–the young man at the counter looked at us oddly–but soon enough we each had our own rooms and split up to explore the large, comfortable facilities.  I can’t say there were many other women here–just the one, who was wearing a long black wig and looked amazingly like Cher. Well, if this place was good enough for Cher, than it was good enough for my Grammy Sue! LOL.  

Suffice to say, fun was had by all.  My mom said she got a better facial here than at any Gold Coast spa. And although I didn’t find it, there must be a cafe for small bites in here somewhere,  ’cause my Mom said she got her salad tossed like never before.

My Dad went and got a great massage–he said his thigh muscles haven’t been stretched like that since when he was in the navy. I did, however, find it a little odd that the young masseur with him was calling him “Daddy.” That’s my name for him, buster, back off! LOL.

Anyway, Grammy Sue went right to the hot tub, and judging by her smile she must have liked it, even though she forgot her dentures at the side of the tub . Why she took them out in the first place, I’ll never know. That’s Grammy Sue for ya, she’s crazy! (No, really, she’s actually crazy, she has severe dementia).

My only complaint was that many of the spa rooms had holes in the walls–and you could see into the other room! Hasn’t anyone here heard about privacy?! But, all in all, a great time. I’d recommend it for the whole family!!

Sex Slave In a Gas Mask Sparks Bioterrorism Panic

Thanks for sharing this, Robert.  This was dumb, dumb, DUMB!

German police launched a full-scale poison terror alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in Guenzburg wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask.

Bad boy! Get out there and roll in the snow … and don’t forget to gasp!

The submissive man, told to roll in the snow by his ‘mistress’, was spotted by petrified locals who called police when they saw him gasping for breath underneath his full-face rubber mask, the Austrian Times reports.
Police said passersby thought the man was dying and that terrorists were trying to poison citizens.

The man told police that his roll in the snow had been part of his training as a slave and he’d been order to do so as a punishment.

Police did not file charges because the man was acting voluntarily and hadn’t actually broken any laws. They did warn him and his dominatrix about their behavior in public.

One officer said, “I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn’t compare to what he’s used to.”

Spanked!

“Dominatrix” photo by lust4lthr

Full article HERE.

LOL: Craigslist

Found your bag with dildo at gym this morning – m4m (XSport at Pipers Alley)


Date: 2010-12-23, 11:16AM CST


Being the good Samaritan that I am and in the spirit of Christmas and doing good deeds….. I am posting this ad so the owner of the bag and items below can contact me to retrieve their bag, nasty dildo, lube, condoms, poppers and etc.that I discovered in the locker this morning at XSport at Pipers Alley. Imagine how embarrassed you must be to discover that your toy bag was absent mindlessly left at the gym.

You can reply to this ad and we can make arrangements for you to claim your bag and the enclosed items.

Merry Christmas!

  • Location: XSport at Pipers Alley
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