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Originally Posted: Wed, 17 Sep 18:09 PDT

bag of butt plugs and/or mannequins parts


Date: 2008-09-17, 6:09PM PDT

~~~~Mannequins have been picked up all we have now is the bag of butt plugs~~~~

Yeah that’s right you hear me right, a bag of butt plugs and/or mannequins parts, the mannequins from a store have been disassembled and are laying all over the place, can you come and grab these ladies? We are tired of them all laying around doing nothing when we are all busting are asses all day.

. . . and the bag of butt plugs, yes there is a bag, it’s a large safeway or something brown paper bag, and it is filled to the brim with silicone(?) butt plugs, I would not actually recommend using them for their intended purpose as they have been sitting there for I don’t know how long. They haven’t been used and they are still in their plastic bags. They are an assortment of sizes and colors so if you are trying to do some crazy art piece or stick them to a friends car, or make a Halloween costume I would say get your ass down here and get these butt plugs off our hands! I mean c’mon a free bag O’ butt plugs!!!

Maybe you could combine the mannequins and butt plugs to give to a friend for their birthday, anyways just come get them, we don’t want our trash men to think we are freaks.

Store Hours noon-7 come by anytime tonight or tomorrow.
1158 Howard St. San Francisco between 7th and 8th

Have a beautiful day!


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